To this date, there have been a total of three films that I really enjoyed, but somehow made me sick during the experience. A major symptom of my film-sickness is dizziness, which leads to nausea and the urge to vomit. When this happens, I try to alleviate the discomfort by breathing deeply. But that rarely works.
Here’s the films that unintentionally offended me:
- Cloverfield 
The experience was horrible. I found myself nearly on the verge of vomiting just 30 minutes into the movie. I had to walk out to re-orient myself and grab some air before walking in again and repeating the process again. I stomached the whole movie through and through but losing the dizziness after the movie took about 2 hours.
- District 9 
Towards the end of this movie, I ended up moving about 10 seats behind away from my friends.
- Paranormal Activity 
Now this movie didn’t offend my senses completely. I only felt sick whenever the main character ran around the house looking for his girlfriend in the middle of the night. And as I type this without the lights on, I am completely letting my imaginations run in the horror playground and scare myself.
The one string tying these movies together is the intentionally crappy camera-work. These movies rely on shaky, amateurish camera-work to achieve the effect of realism and authenticity. I’ve come to accept the fact that movies with excessive shaky-cam are not for me. The game Mirror’s Edge also has the same effect on me and guess what, I enjoy that game too.
Although I walked out of these movies ranging from slightly dizzy to vomit-ready, my sentiment remains that I enjoyed these movies, and that any shortcomings that I have as a human being shouldn’t get in the way of how I rate the movie.
But this doesn’t count: Pursuit of Happyness 
My friend and I arrived 10 minutes into the movie on it’s opening night and we were relegated to the worst seats in the house; front right corner seats, 10 feet from the screen. There we were watching a large Will Smith cry in a bathroom. The awkward viewing angle increased for my nausea and I walked out midway the movie.
Come to think of it, I’m the only one I know with this problem. I’m just not built to handle these kinds of movies. In fact I was the only one from all these experiences in my group to experience motion-sickness. Guess it’s time to hit up the Goog and search for some cures, if any.
File this under: MUSIC.
Sub-category: Pop music at it’s lowest.
Before heading diving into the post I’d like to thank Rob Cauchi for showing this to me.
THE SET UP
Ke$ha released her infectious (albeit wildly successful) trashiness upon the world many many months ago with her hit song ‘Tik Tok’. It’s a very simple song that’s well produced (produced, not sung). I’m truly amazed how quick this song embedded itself permanently into pop culture. It freakin’ made it into the opening sequence of The Simpsons.
File this under: Music
Sub-category: Epic crossover
We all know Susan Boyle. She may have never been kissed, but she has definitely raved. Turn on the lazors, please.
The trance song responsible for making me replay this video over and over is called ‘Binary Finary – 1998’.
Favorite parts of the video include:
0:47 – when Simon Cowell is suddenly impressed
1:04-1:07 – Boylenary calisthenics
1:09-1:11 – “omg i luv u”
1:40 – some sort of troll laughing in the background?